Gummi Bear

Not my real dad

Bet she can't find the US on a map either

Chocolate Rain

He's pretty good at beer pong. I guess.

Fuck you David Blaine

What the F? How did you? What the F?

You're a demon.

Cheers...

Fucking iPods

So this is what Soundwave has been up to. Cheers...

Cause this is Thriller

Why can't American inmates be more like the Filipinos. When the Ice Cream Cone Bandit was locked up, there was none of this going on. 1500 synchronized Filipino inmates. Sick. If I ever get married, I make this guarantee right now, this will be done. For sure. Indian Thriller. Thats all that needs to be said. Indian Thriller. Dude, Lego Thriller might just take the Thriller cake. How much time do these dudes have on their hands. Shot for shot remake. Booyah. And here is the original Michael Jackson version to reference. Cheers...

The CHAMPS are here

As most of you know, the Yorkvillains are one of the best dodgeball teams ever in the history of all things. This past Wednesday night, the villains divided forces and competed as two seperate teams in a dodgeball infuerno. The championships pitted the Yorkville Zoo vs the Yorkville Asylum. In the end, the Zoo came out on top. Thats what she said. Congrats to me and the rest of my Zoo team. See you in Vegas (August 17 and 18).

Tnks Fr The Mmrs

How can you not laugh at silly French Canadian accents singing Fall Out Boy. You can't not laugh. You can't. Tanks for the memories. Cheers...

Do the Bartman

If you try to say that you didn't own this album, then you sir are a liar. Do the Bartman. The 27th can't come soon enough. Cheers...

Possible is not impossible if its possible

Video resumes are the wave of the future. I've got one in the works right now. Its not quite as good as this one, but I'm working on it. Brilliant. Cheers...